“Here Comes the Sun” words and music by George Harrison.
Parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby.
Oh no a pod of whales washed up in the beach of New Jersey. It must be whales because Chris Christie closed the beaches due to budget dispute. Oh wait, it’s Christie and his family enjoying the beach without any pesky crowds.
At a news conference hours later, Gov. Chris Chris Christie was asked if he got any sun Sunday. “I didn’t,” he said. “I didn’t get any sun today.”